They said it couldn’t be done. They said it SHOULDN’T be done. But against the odds, the 7 young bucks of The Noise FM and Archie Powell & The Exports are reteaming for what is sure to be the most uproarious, laugh-filled romantic comedy since Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway last appeared on screen together in “Bride Wars!”

See you on the road, America!

Thursday, March 12

Emporium Barcade, Wicker Park

1366 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

W/ Archie Powell & The Exports and Me Like Bees

9pm, 21+, FREE

FACEBOOK EVENT HERE

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Friday, March 13

Replay Lounge

946 Massachusetts St, Lawrence, KS 66044

W/ Archie Powell & The Exports and Me Like Bees

9pm, 21+

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Saturday, March 14

Record Bar

1020 Westport Rd, Kansas City, MO 64111

W/ Archie Powell & The Exports and Me Like Bees

9pm, $7

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Sunday, March 15

JBs

112 S. Main St., Joplin, MO 64801

W/ Archie Powell & The Exports and Me Like Bees

8pm, 21+, $5

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Monday, March 16

Cheers Shot Bar

416 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

W/ Archie Powell & The Exports

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Tuesday, March 17

Rubber Gloves – St. Patrick’s Day

411 East Sycamore, Denton, TX 76205

W/ Archie Powell & The Exports

8pm, $8

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Wednesday, March 18

Magnolia Motor Lounge

3005 Morton St, Fort Worth, TX 76107

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Friday, March 20

Midcoast Takeover at Shangri-La

1016 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78702

11pm, 21+, FREE

http://www.midcoasttakeover.com/

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Red Gorilla Fest at Touche

417, E 6th Street, Austin, TX

2pm, 21+, FREE

http://www.redgorillamusic.com/

We’re ending 2014 with a bang. Join us New Year’s Eve, Wednesday, December 31 as we share the stage with our friends Archie Powell & The Exports and Ghastly Menace at Chicago’s Cobra Lounge.

Tickets are selling fast RIGHT HERE.

There will be champagne, a midnight Jeppson’s malort toast, passed appetizers (from 7pm-9pm), music from 3 of Chicago’s muskiest bands, and probably a bunch of people dressed in tuxedos and masquerade masks. You’re likely picturing that orgy scene from Eyes Wide Shut in your head. Yep, that’s exactly what this will be like. Only with better odds of catching ebola and minus the orgy. Tom Cruise will be there though.

We’re feeling the Christmas spirit over here at Noise headquarters – here’s a little something to stuff in your stocking:

The Record Machine is giving away The Noise FM’s Road Warrior Remix EP FOR FREE.

Check it out right HERE:

http://therecordmachine.bandcamp.com/album/road-warrior-remixes

Thanks to everyone who submitted a remix! There were dozens of submissions and all of them were bangers. We narrowed it down to 7 of our favorites. Crank up the bass and walk it out.

Tracklisting:

1. Road Warrior (Attraction Album Version)

2. Dreaming Ocean Remix

3. NITE Remix

4. CUSCINO Remix

5. Morphær Remix

6. JET MAGRI Remix

7. Jack Roland Remix

8. Thunderdome Remix